Riot Fest fans, it’s time to unleash your pun power for a truly unique festival honor: naming the porta potties. The annual Adopt-A-Portapotty contest is roaring back with a lineup of hilariously clever entries. From punk band nods to cheeky wordplay, these porta potty names take festival humor to the next level.
- Depeche Commode
- The Chicago Pootanical Fartens
- Cloggin Molly
- Chance The Crapper
- Cute without the pee
- I don’t remember having corn
- Turdstile
- Foo-fightin for my life in here
- PūP
- The Fireside Bowel
- Chat G-Pee-Pee
- The Last Splash
Voting is live now and runs through August 29th — festival-goers can pick their favorite porta potty pun for a chance to see it proudly displayed at Riot Fest 2025. The top five fan picks will share glory alongside five Riot Fest staff favorites. Winners score not only the naming crown but also a pair of 3-Day General Admission passes.
This creative contest is a collab between Riot Fest and WBEZ’s Curious City Podcast, perfectly blending community spirit and festival fun. If you want to cast your vote or check out more info, head straight to Riot Fest’s official site and join the pun party before it wraps.
Vote and learn more at Riot Fest’s site
Source: r/riotfest